[异人之下/Aku Bukan Apa-apa] EP01 Pemuda Menguasai Dunia Manusia | Peng Yuchang/Neo Hou | YOUKU Malaysia

Bunch of jerks! They look down on me. They deny me swills of alcohol. But I have my own alcohol anyway. And one day, I… I… I’ll leave this shitty place. Tie. Don’t mind if I do. A man needs his rest. Get up. Let’s drink. Goodness gracious. I’m never drinking again!

We got the body. Let’s go. [I Am Nobody] [Episode 1] [This is a work of fiction. Any reference to existing entities is mere coincidence.] [All actions and abilities performed are fictional and should not be imitated.] This doesn’t make sense. There are no grave goods in this forsaken place. These few ones are lucky. That one had it worse.

Just take a look. Even the body is gone. I saw it with my own eyes yesterday. Look. What kind of grave robbers took the body too? It’s an old body. How old is it again? And whose grave is it? Zhang Xilin. [Tombstone of Zhang Xilin] [Xinpu City] [Xinpu Open University] Fellow students,

Allow me to introduce the pride [Xinpu Open Stellar Alumni] of this university. In his first year here, he led our gymnastics team to a group gold medal and a solo gold medal in the National Student Sports Day. In his second year here, he quit the gymnastics team and became a researcher. Chulan.

Are you nervous? No. Have you been through this before? I have faith in you. Go. Now, let’s welcome our stellar alumni to the stage. Who is this guy? What the…? Where’s Wu? Where is Mr. Wu? Where is Mr. Wu? Bring Wu here. [Zhang Chulan, Mr. Nobody, Patience: 98%] Ladies and gentlemen,

How are you? Good! Hello? The Village Director? Who? Someone stole my grandfather’s body? No, you. Crazy caller. [Tombstone of Zhang Xilin] Sir. What happened here? If I had the answer, I wouldn’t have summoned you here. Chulan. You’re the only family of your grandfather. Now that his body was stolen, I need you

To tell us how to proceed. Don’t worry about it. I will find my grandfather’s body. Your grandfather? My grandfather is Zhang Xilin. I am his granddaughter. My name is Zhang Baobao. I’m your sister. We finally met. You’re crazy. I don’t have a sister. Zhang Xilin is my grandfather. Zhang Yude is my father.

The Zhangs moved to this village 14 years ago. There are only three members in the family, each representing a generation. There are Zhang Xilin, Zhang Yude, and Zhang Chulan. You are Zhang Chulan. 22 years old. A varsity student. When you were ten, your grandfather was murdered. Zhang Yude came to my mother.

I did not know that the Zhangs have a daughter. My mom only told me recently and she asked me to visit my grandfather’s grave. Liar. What can a photo prove? So he is Zhang Xilin’s son. Honestly, she does take after him. Right? Look at the eyes and the mouth.

I misunderstood that old geezer then. I always thought that he adopted Chulan. Is now the time for gossiping? This is beyond the point. The point is this woman here might be a liar. Village Director. Say something. I am part of the Zhangs so I will handle my grandfather’s affairs. Thank you, Village Director.

If you need my help, let me know. We have already informed the police. If you find a lead, do share it with me. I shall let you two catch up. Let’s go. Go! Enjoy. Village Director! She is a stranger! Grandpa. I made pork knuckles today. It’s a pity that you can’t have it.

[Tombstone of Zhang Xilin] Chulan. I’m making pork knuckles today. For years, we seemed to be running from something. But you never told me why. Your grave was defiled. Your body was stolen. Can you visit me in my dream and tell me who our enemy is? That impostor. I bet you

Stole my grandpa’s body. Got you now. This is evidence. Don’t come near me! What did you kill just now? Don’t worry. I saw nothing. I will not tell anyone. Thank you so much. I owe you a meal. What are you doing? I saw nothing. I swear. Help! Somebody! Don’t yell.

No one can hear you. Help! Only I can hear you. And I’m not saving you. You’re insane. What do you want? You know too much. I have no choice but to bury you. What do I know that warrants being buried alive? Are you a thug? You can’t just bury someone. Baobao.

I’m Zhang Chulan. Your dear brother. You won’t bury me, will you? We are family. Do you know? When I first saw you, I felt a connection. It’s like we have met somewhere. Oh, Baobao. That old prick… I mean my father. Is he all right? A mad impostor who claims to be my sister

Is using a cleaver to kill sandy monsters. Right. This must be a fever dream. It must be in. I’m still in my dorm. I did not go back to my hometown. The stress must have gotten me. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up to my happy place! Idiot. Bye bye. You’re leaving me?

Your happy place, you face it. Kill them and bury me later. Get away from me! Help! What’s the status, Baobao? Too late. Zhang Xilin’s grave was excavated. And his body is gone. We’re late. Also, San, I was ambushed by thralls. Thralls? Only the Thrall Masters of Xiangxi practice this craft.

They are meddling too? Why are they interested in Zhang Xilin’s body? Help! Help! Who’s there? Zhang Chulan. Why is he shouting? He is surrounded by thralls. You let him face them alone? Don’t worry. He won’t die. What do you mean? He’s an ordinary person. I told you. He won’t die.

Don’t jinx it, Baobao. All this hassle to steal Zhang Xilin’s body. [Xinpu Open University, Zhang Chulan, Civil Engineering] (to escape from a group of thralls.) Baobao. Baobao. Have you been to a university? University? What’s that? You have a sense of humor now. I’ll get you a student card. Get ready for school. So I have a new identity now? Your name will still be Baobao. I won’t investigate the whereabouts of Xilin’s body now? Si and I

Will do that. [Tombstone of Zhang Xilin] Help! Help! Go away. Help! Help! Stay away. Stay away. Help! Stay away. Don’t come near me. Don’t come near me! Is my lecture that repulsive? Of course not, Mr. Yi. Your lecture is captivating and enlightening. I was supposed to shout that internally but it was begging

To be let out. Tell me what I was talking about then. You were talking about… At the origin of time… At the origin of time, -All is simple. -all is simple. As it evolves, it becomes complex. As it evolves, it becomes complex. What again this time? She… When did she come?

When you were dozing off. Is there a problem? Mr. Yi. She is not a student here. This is my student ID. Her student ID is fake. First, no one wears their student ID on their neck. I did it so that I won’t lose it. Zhang Chulan. Go back to sleep.

Don’t disturb others now. Why are you here at my school? What do you want? I’m here to study. Study what? Sweet and sour pork ribs. Luosifen. And a braised egg. This restaurant looks delicious. Baobao. I bought you so many things. Shouldn’t you do something in return? My grandpa’s body is gone. We need to find it. No?

I’m not your sister. No way. You are my sister. When I first saw you, I was surprised by how similar we look. We’re like two peas in a pod. I’m not your sister. But you said it yesterday. Yesterday is yesterday. Today is today. So today, you are… Xu Baobao,

An exchange student from the Taiwan region. My dad just opened his business in Mainland China that offers premium resin-related products. My hometown is at Zhangtai City, Huyan Province. Not sure about my mom. The Taiwan region? Yet, you’re rocking a Sanchuan dialect. Is this how you lie nowadays? Listen now. I don’t care

Who you are and why you’re here. Leave me alone now because I will bite. Sorry, can’t do that. But wait, I’ll call to confirm it first. Hi. Is this Xu San? Do I get to do whatever I want with my possession? I got the answer now, Zhang Chulan. From now on, you’re my slave. Slave? Slave your arse. Mind your manner. Let’s speak outside. Help! What’s the matter? Help… Help me! What’s the emergency? A woman is chasing me with a knife. No way. In broad daylight? In a peaceful campus? Don’t lie. I’m serious, sir.

Call the police. She has a knife. What police? I am the security guard. She’s here. Stop shouting! You’re freaking me out. Who’s there? Come in. Hi. Is Zhang Chulan here? There she is. Stop shouting! You’re making me jump. It’s just a girl. She has a weapon. Listen, young girl. Listen to me.

Give me the knife. All right? Is this a knife? Is this a knife? How can this be? Trust me, mister. I saw with my own eyes and she slashed the door in half with a knife. She carries a knife with her. Get up! Be a man. Look at you. Stand straight.

Lift your chest. Lift your chin. Miss. What’s the matter between you two? I am his… She wants me to be her slave. Shut up. Speak. He is my slave. I see. Now, your turn. You heard it, didn’t you? She wants me to be her slave. How lucky! Isn’t that great?

Young people nowadays are so open-minded. Clean this mess up. It’s so messy. Let me do it. See? She is sensible. Wait. Of all people, you’re into him? It’s fine. I can train him. You have to. Take him back and train him well. Do you still want to run? Are you running?

He will stop. Do you want to talk? Do you want to talk? He said yes. Let’s go. Go. Go! Come. Don’t be shy. Go. Take your toys with you. Go now. Hurry. Have fun, okay? You two are lovely. Find a beautiful place and talk things out. What a harmonious campus. Look. All right.

Go. Go. Speak. What do you want from me? Show me how you escaped from those thralls. Hurry. Stop acting. You’re hiding something. I noticed it yesterday. I abandoned you there to see when you’ll show yourself. Who exactly are you? Hurry. Show your power. You’re my slave now. I don’t want to use violence.

I swore not to use my power before anyone. [Patience] You forced me to do this. Forgive me, Bao! I don’t know anything! Why are you crying? Is this shirt very expensive? Look. I’m merciful enough. I cut your clothes. But not your body. Say cheese. What are you doing?

I’m sending it to the Village Director. What for? A seal. Isn’t that restricting? Pervert! You ripped my clothes off. Then, you became concerned about me. You know what? Be my slave. Or I’ll upload your photo to the school’s forum. Yes, Bao. I am now your slave. Feel free to use me. Boss me around. Don’t call me Bao. Call me Master.

[Feng Baobao, Age/Profession/Identity: Unknown] Take it. Nokia 6310? Where did you get this ancient relic? Other phones are too fragile. Fragile? What did you do with them? Anyway, Lan. I will contact you via phone. Lan. Lan your ars… I’ll go and fix the door now. What about me? How am I supposed to know?

Give me something to wear. Hey! We’re in public. I don’t want you to be cold. Take my jacket. Can I have a kiss? You’re naughty. Xia He, Zhang Xilin’s body is here. Very efficient. We’ll meet at the dungeon. [Xia He, Sinister Pleasure] [Jiashan General Hospital] [Lv Liang, Sinister Pleasure] Lv Liang. Come. The dungeon is scary.

Do we have to meet here? This is the only place to hide my thralls. Others will only see them as hyper-realistic NPCs here. I have the body you want. Go. [Soul Whisperer] It’s him. Well done. I have brought you the body of Zhang Xilin. As for what I want… That depends on whether

I can extract what I want from it. He’s dead for a long time but I still extracted many qi from him. What a shame. These isolated particles are not going to provide any useful info to me. As I said, I already brought Zhang Xilin’s body here. Can I join the Sinister Pleasure now?

Unfortunately, the body you brought isn’t that useful. Therefore, we cannot recruit you. Are you reneging on your promise? You know very well how disloyal our organization is. You can’t join us after completing one simple task. You need to hone on your skills. Xia He. Your Ensorcellement has grown more powerful. You can seduce

The undead now. Regardless of what shape or sizes they come in, everything is a slave to desire. If you’re ready to break your promise anytime, let’s forget that we ever met. Wait. Keep the body. I’ll give you another chance. You claimed that you ran into the grandson of Zhang Xilin.

And a cleaver-wielding woman. Let’s leave the woman out of this. But Zhang Xilin’s grandson… By right, he should be an Outsider too. Bring him here. Dead or alive. And then, you’ll be one of us. Why should I believe you now? What if you renege on your promise again? The exit is over there.

Feel free to leave if you don’t want to do it. Besides, it’s not my job to convince you anyway. Fine. I’ll just trust you one last time. I’ll bring you Zhang Xilin’s grandson. They are crazy. They practice till this late. Darling, I think there’s someone up there. A flasher! He’s naked.

Let’s take a photo as evidence. He’s running away. Quick. Quick. He’s gone. [Xinpu Open University Forum, Headlines] [Unknown Creature On Campus?] [A horror story or a prank?] [By Campus News Group] The thunderstorm lately is the result of a warm and humid air passing by. It’s a normal phenomenon

So do not worry about it. Remember to bring your umbrella with you during this rainy season. [Wang Ye, Wudang] Mister. How much is it? Here you go. I like the quality of your costume. Where did you buy it? Wudang. Wudang? So you’re a Taoist for real? What is real? What is unreal?

♪Tell me, how can we be content with ourselves?♪ ♪Approach it with genuinenessNand inner peace shall be achieved♪ ♪In this world ruled by desires,Nwhere is the exit?♪ ♪I am lost so my faith will be my guide♪ ♪You will see that our lives are bound by rules♪ ♪Face it with genuinenessNand you shall obtain enlightenment♪

♪You want carefreeness?NTry dropping anxiety amidst the chaos♪ ♪Go with the flow,Nlet the wind blow away your woes♪ [To Wudangshan Railway Station] (Dear passengers,) [The Seventh Day of February, Nanjing] (The year of Jiashen?) A phantasmagoria manifesting itself without the rite of summoning? How? It’s been so many years but his qi still remains. How strong was he when he was alive? I shall dig into his memory. ♪Standing out, second to none♪ ♪I was born fearless and different♪ ♪I travel all four corners of the world♪ ♪Leading a secluded lifeNin search for hidden beauty♪ ♪The obstacle is huge, I’ll overcome it♪ ♪I fear nothing in my quest for the truth♪ ♪I’ll face the adversity of this universe♪

♪I’ll command the thunderNand turn rain into flowers♪ ♪I don’t walk in anyone’s shadow♪ ♪Because my fate is written by me♪ ♪The light behind me shines forth♪ ♪Illuminating the pitch-black darkness♪ ♪I say to myself♪ ♪If you don’t follow your heart,Nhow will your heart follow you?♪ ♪I will not forget it♪

♪My strength lies in my resilient soul♪ ♪I cross mountains to see the rivers♪ ♪I endure the worst and learn to be adaptive♪ ♪I persevere,Nspending ten years honing on my skills♪ ♪I hear from afar♪ ♪My true calling♪ ♪I see hope appears before dawn♪ ♪I’ll wake up and recite this story♪

♪I let go of my mortal burdens♪ ♪And train to transcend it♪ ♪My path is a rocky one♪ ♪Who I want to be is far away♪ ♪Too many pursuits♪ ♪Blind you from what you want the most♪ ♪I’m used to setbacks♪ ♪Because I’m not afraid of making mistakes♪ ♪Life is treacherous♪ ♪We’re all just visitors♪

♪Despite the weight on my shoulder♪ ♪I don’t feel exhausted♪ ♪Tearing off the talisman on me♪ ♪I know I won’t give up♪ ♪The Chinese plum will blossom despite the snow♪ ♪Butterflies fly in pairs♪ ♪As I look back, tears blur my vision♪ ♪My thread of thoughts travelsNalong the northern wind♪

♪I cross mountains to see the rivers♪ ♪I endure the worst and learn to be adaptive♪ ♪I persevere,Nspending ten years honing on my skills♪ ♪I hear from afar♪ ♪My true calling♪ ♪I see hope appears before dawn♪ ♪I’ll wake up and recite this story♪ ♪I let go of my mortal burdens♪

♪And train to transcend it♪ ♪A competitor?♪ ♪I don’t care who you are♪ ♪Clenching my fist at all times♪ ♪On the horizon♪ ♪I shine like the eternal stars♪ ♪I march forward♪ ♪Despite the bruises and the wounds♪ ♪My voice is loud♪ ♪When you’re with me♪ ♪A competitor?♪ ♪I don’t care who you are♪

♪Clenching my fist at all times♪ ♪On the horizon♪ ♪I shine like the eternal stars♪ ♪I march forward♪ ♪Despite the bruises and the wounds♪ ♪My voice is loud♪ ♪When you’re with me♪